 One nice thing about Ultima IX is The Drunk Guy you see at every tavern in Britannia. If you have not talked with him in all of the different taverns you may not want to see what he says here, it's funnier in the game, but here is a list of everything the Drunk Guy says with locations of all of the taverns he's at.
 Here's to the trees in which you live, and may the water never fall on your head.
I already signed your damn paper, now bring me a drink.
If I drink anymore my teeth will be floating.
A man can never have too many biscuits.
Fresh biscuits and cold brew. What more could a man desire?
I know I've seen your blurry image before. You are either following me, or you love cold, tasty beverages just as much as I do.
Sometimes it's just good to buy a biscuit.
Jade in the morning. Jade in the evening. Jade at drinking time.
Here's to you, here's to me. If I drink much more I'm going to... Damn, what rhyms with me?
Here's to the creator of this fine beverage, and to the trees I water.
The Tavern Locations:
Britain Bucaneer's Den Yew Trinsic Skara Brae (the ghost tavern) |
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